If only you could speak

Dear Kathryn,

I'm hurt. I realize you take me for granted. And for a few years now, I've let it slide because I thought it was supposed to be like that... it seems to be that way for most people. But you and I both have a bad habit of overestimating our strength, and this time it's come back to bite us on the ... And personally, I've had enough. So no more cramming for you you, no more lugging heavy books, no more carrying ALL the necessities with you in 1 or 2 or 3 bags together. NO MORE. You are going to have to start lightening up your act. I MEAN it! Or else I'm going to spasm for the rest of your work-productive life, which will be shortened, because how long do you think I'll be able to keep on spasming... hmmm?!?! Yes, I'm threatening. Take this seriously.

Sino pa ba?
Your Back

Dear Back,

How can you betray me at a time like this? Traitor!!!

I'll never forgive you,
Kathryn

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Dear A-B,

Peter once said, "Nobody can make you feel bad about yourself unless you let them." I don't want to let you anymore. But I'm too chicken to take you off my Friendster list.

Kathryn

Kathryn,

Huh? Who are you again?

A-B